Interesting Day !

Just had to post this lol Please dont do this to me !


Hmmm, very interesting way to spend the day....


THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T TAKE MEN TO THE STORE WITH YOU

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring andpreferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women -- she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from thelocal Target.

Dear Mrs. Samsel,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite acommotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listedbelow and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them inpeople's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading tothe women's restroom..

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an officialvoice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag ofM&M's on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and toldother shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blanketsfrom the bedding department.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he begancrying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and usedit as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department,he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudlyhumming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12.. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsedthrough, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!' And last, but not least.

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waitedawhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.'